||[Feb. 23rd, 2009|06:55 am]
Alan "fallofautumndistro" Lastufka
So the "in my pants" joke has been around forever, and is usually applied to book titles, or movie titles. However, this morning, I discovered a wonderful new application for the "in my pants" joke: Nirvana song titles!|
There's the popular "Smells like teen spirit in my pants". I mean, who doesn't miss that scent from High School?
There's the very forward, "Rape me in my pants", for when sending mixed messages just won't cut it. Similarly, for those who like it less rough, we have "Breed in my pants".
There's the inconvenient, "Something in the way in my pants".
And the hallmark classic, "All apologies in my pants".
For those with no sense of direction, we have "You know you're right in my pants".
And for the story-teller in all of us, "About a girl in my pants".
For those girls who are talented enough with a straight-blade razor, we have "Heart-shaped box in my pants".
And finally, the delightfully filthy, "Come as you are in your pants".
Tell me what you think of this new discovery, and then add your favorites (from Nirvana, or any other band) in the comments section below.
That's weird, because for ages I've been thinking that Rooney song titles are quite inyourpants worthy. Par example:
"Don't Come Around Again In My Pants"
"Calling the World In Your Pants"
"When Did Your Heart Go Missing In Your Pants?"
"Tell Me Soon In Your Pants"
"Are They Afraid In Your Pants?"
mortifyingly, "Paralyzed In Your Pants"
"All In Your Head In My Pants"
"Losing All Control In My Pants"
"I'm Shakin' In My Pants"
But The Killers are pretty good too:
"I Can't Stay In My Pants"
"Who Let You Go In My Pants?"
"Losing Touch In Your Pants"
"Joy Ride In My Pants"
"Waiting For Love In My Pants"
"This Is Your Life In My Pants"
"Human In My Pants"
"All These Things That I've Done In Your Pants"
"Andy, You're A Star In My Pants"
Just a few :)
Lemme open up my iTunes...
It's coming down in my pants
Palm of your hand in my pants
I bombed Korea in my pants
the Mountain Goats:
The mess inside in my pants
Sometimes I still feel the bruise in my pants
The bad doctor in my pants
Onions in your pants
Down here in my pants
In the hidden places in your pants
Orange ball of pain in my pants
I love you. Let's light ourselves on fire in my pants
How to embrace a swamp creature in your pants
Hello there Howard in my pants
I know you've come to take my toys away in your pants
Lonesome surprise in my pants
Burned my tongue in your pants
Linda Blair was born innocent in my pants
Send me an angel in my pants
First few desperate hours in my pants
Have to explode in my pants
Early spring in my pants
They Might Be Giants:
I found a new friend in my pants
Why did you grow a beard in your pants?
Exquisite dead guy in your pants
Women and men in my pants
Nine bowls of soup in my pants
They got lost in my pants
Wicked little critta in your pants
I'm all you can think about in your pants
Oranges in your pants
Disappointing show in your pants
Put your hand inside the puppet head in my pants
Your mom's alright in my pants
Hold me in my pants
My best friend in your pants
Keep fishin' in my pants
Love explosion in my pants
The greatest man that ever lived in my pants
THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT!
American gigolo in my pants
Undone in my pants
Perfect situation in my pants
Slob in my pants
Everybody get dangerous in my pants
But yes, hold me in my pants is my favorite. :)
HAHA! Nirvana was made for in my pants.
During the Project for Awesome, when I ran out of comment ideas, I went through my iPod and put in my pants after songs.
I have to run, but I'll come up with some later. <3
2009-02-23 03:11 pm (UTC)
I think it is a lovely discovery.
I put iTunes on shuffle, and this is what happened:
Beautiful Mess in my pants (Jason Mraz)
Over-rated in my pants (Gavin Degraw)
Prove Yourself in my pants (Radiohead)
She Is in my pants (The Fray)
Slide in my pants (Goo Goo Dolls)
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger in my pants (Daft Punk)
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs in my pants (Fall Out Boy)
What Happened in my pants (Sublime)
Torture Me in my pants (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Why I Shouldn't Have Let You In ...my pants (Tom Milsom. Yeah, that's right.)
You missed a very important Nirvana one:
Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle in My Pants
..looks like I have some mix CD's to make now.
(captcha: fallo pants)
okay, now that I'm in home and in front of my iTunes - Ben Folds:
Annie Waits in my pants
Not the Same in my pants
Bitches Ain't Shit in my pants (ewwww)
Still Fighting It in my pants
Landed in my pants
One Down in my pants
Where's Summer B? in my pants
Mess in my pants
Your Most Valuable Possession in my pants
I've got with a Specials theme, including:
"Pressure Drop in my pants"
"Enjoy Yourself in my pants"
"Hey, Little Rich Girl in my pants"
"Do Nothing in my pants" ...Sage advice if you wanna live.
"Stereotypes in my pants"
"I Can't Stand It in my pants"
"Too Hot in my pants"
"Ghost Town in my pants"
"Little Bitch in my pants"
"Dawning of a New Era in my pants"
"Too Much Too Young in my pants"
My Tears Come Falling Down Like Rain in my pants!
Never played the game with movie or book titles but when whenever I get bored on long car rides or whenever I play it with my friends and we always use song titles. There is no possible was yo be bored while playing this game with a large group of people... and it's a great way to discover new music.
It's always good fun for places in public too. You get some pretty great looks!
Some of my favorite have to be:
"Lips Of An Angel" in my pants,
"Aliens Exist" in my pants
and "I'm Afraid of Britney Spears" in my pants.
But then I noticed that someone had one of Tom's songs so I started using other "youtube" songs. So now my new favorites are:
"People Who Love Giraffes" in my pants
"In The Absence of Christmas" in my pants.
Although I got a good laugh out of "Helen Hunt" and "Willy's Song" too.
Brilliant discovery Alan :)
I'll follow suit and also put my iTunes on shuffle:
She Moves In Her Own Way in my pants (The Kooks)
She Will Be Loved in my pants (Maroon 5)
Fans in my pants ( Kings of Leon)
Raindrops in my pants (Regina Spektor)
Safe and Sound in my pants (Azure Ray)
Do You Remember the Fisrt Time in my pants (Pulp)
Take a Chance on Me in my pants (ABBA)
Try Again in my pants (Aliyah)
He Wasn't There in my Pants (Lily Allen)
Everyone's At It in my Pants (Lily Allen)
That Girl in my Pants (McFly)
Cedric in my Pants (The Moaning Myrtles)
Jenny Don't be Hasty in my pants (Paolo Nutini)
Kisses and Cake in my Pants (John Powell)
Play in my pants (Kate Nash)
I Want You Back in my pants (The Kooks)
One Last Time in my/your pants (The Kooks)
Littlest Things in your pants (Lily Allen)
The Trip into your pants (Paperplain)
Haha, I could go on forever. This is FAR too much fun.